This says it was uploaded like a half hour ago, but I definitely remember reading this a few days ago...

TO THIS DAY, Super Mario Bros. 2 is still my favorite Mario game. And I've played and beat every one of them. I still get a little giddy every time I see a Shyguy or a Ninji or Birdo. I'd love to see them make another game with the same feel as SMB2, they haven't really replicated it since.

Your spelling, grammar, lack of capitalization and punctuation just gave me an aneurysm.

It is mentioned that she got a hands-on with the multiplayer, that doesn't say anything about the article being exclusively about the multiplayer. I continued reading hoping to find something like "After we finished with the multiplayer, they showed me some of the campaign levels", or "coupled with my campaign…

It is NOT mentioned in the 6th paragraph that the article is exclusively about the multiplayer. Even if it was, waiting until the 6th paragraph to state the subject of your article is poor writing. And my degree is from Xavier University.

And if you're 36 and still resorting to making fun of someone's hat to get your…

I enjoy the campaign, and this article did not mention the campaign at all, nor did it say ANYWHERE IN THE ARTICLE that it was only about the multiplayer. NOR did it mention any previous articles ABOUT the campaign. I know that because I DID fucking read the article. And that makes for an inadequate fucking…

I come here discussing proper article writing and you devolve it to mockery of what someone looks like. Right. I'M the tool.

No, boy. No more than I would be mad at a gnat buzzing by my ear.

Spoken like a real Call of Duty fan. Fucked many other players' moms lately, tough guy? Assholes like you give gamers a bad name. Scum like you should be euthanized, at least that would free up your parents' basement for something more worthwhile.

You don't think this is a pre-release review? What do you call it when someone sits down and plays a game and then talks about that experience, you fucking baffoon? Again, I haven't been ON this site, or any other gaming sites, and I can't very well read an article that I don't know exists. And if this was going to…

First of all, we're not talking about hundreds of years worth of history here, we're talking about the review of a single game that hasn't even been released yet. Second, nothing about the subject "Call of Duty" implies ANYTHING about needing prior knowledge. Surely you're not that goddamn stupid to not see the…

Burying the subject of the article in the 6th paragraph is terrible writing practice, anyone with a high school diploma would know that. If it's a review of the Call of Duty multiplayer then it should say that in the title. Simple as that.

They could have posted that in the article title, would have been helpful.

Yep, I did.

Campaign not even mentioned. Not interested.

Are you familiar with the Darwin Awards?

"Faggot"!? Really!? What are you, twelve!? Grow the fuck up.

Poor little Frankie, got his panties in a bunch. You must hate the Darwin Awards. I'd say Mr. Kevin "Skidmark" Ward Jr. is in the running for one next year.

Anybody that walks out into the middle of traffic, whether it be on a race track or the middle of the interstate, deserves to have their death laughed at.

HR uses this technique for giving criticism to employees. Compliment, followed by a critique, followed by a compliment. They call it a "shit sandwich".