There is nothing I'd like more than a MOTHER trilogy release, but I get the feeling Nintendo doesn't want to after Earthbound's commercial failure in the US. It's a shame really, considering the fanbase it's attracted.

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail-upgrade it?

Unveiling the new, redesigned, Stevemodo.

no

He didn't want to void his warranty.

Gordon, you're alive! Thank God for that hazard suit!

I don't need it.

Can't wait for the Facebook-compatible toaster.

I have one of those rubbers.

You just use your camera

...again? I thought we had Giz UK years ago, and it ended up getting updated like once a month...

TiVO Elite II: Turbo Fighting Champion's Edition HD Remix

Bluetooth, link it up.

I'm still waiting for the G-Man

Buh-teeteetee-Ee-Pee-See-Oh-See-eh-hutfup-toh-teetee-a-CAD-TeeBee-teedoubleyou?

Yes, because it's the best game of all time.

Ground Control to Major Tom, your circuit's dead, there's something wrong! Can you hear me Major Tom? Can you hear me Major Tom? Can you heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere am I floating in my tin can, faaaaaaaaaar above the world...

S-s-s-steamworks?

Ooo 'eck, DM!

Can't take a joke, can you. I don't mind these at all, they're quite useful for emailing to those new to computers.