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With the way iPod Touches shock me I wouldn't use this in a million years.

Gordon should have a pullstring that plays his most famous lines.

Are you a Vortiguant? "I really love The Freeman". "The Freeman will bring the Combine's reckoning".

Am... am I dreaming? *pinches self*

"OBJECTION! I object! That was... objectionable!"

Half-Matrix 2?

No, not yet.

Out there, there's a world outside of yonkers...

The Retail Version is Steamworks, so it's all Steam.

YOU'RE SIMPLY THE BEST!

Wow, it looks like FB but not shitty.

Do want.

Viagra?

My PC is anything but beefy, but I'm totally installing this anyway to see what happens.

Meh, we've had this in the UK for years, with REAL pictures, not this Photoshopped stuff.

You can get the hats for free by crafting found weapons or just finding them during gameplay.

This is a soldier. Good enough for science. Not Duke Science! Duke fires the WHOLE bullet! That's 66% more bullet per bullet!

I do believe it's Windows CE 5.1. Never used one, but I've seen 'em. 128mb RAM and like, a 300mhz processor.

Tell your Mom she kicks ass and may or may not chew bubblegum, provided she isn't out of gum.