Honestly, I think I’d FILL my clear bag with tampons, condoms, hemorrhoid cream, Nickleback cds, lube, and other assorted sundries just to make the clear-bag-decision-makers uncomfortable.

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Yesterday morning.

I’m not a fan of the Honda, but Dodge not in the same league. It’s ancient and even its ‘improved’ interior is a garbage dump. Pacifica is a definitely a contender.

But a Dodge?

Not because they’re new at this, because they’re doing something new. If people only ever used existing solutions to things, how would we ever advance? Hey, turns out a marvel of a car, a mass-produced fully electric car with amenities like we’ve never really seen has a glovebox that doesn’t open when you’ve SURVIVED…

It’s a fucking glovebox. Let’s not act like they forgot the wheels

The crash test dummies probably don’t go back for their insurance papers very often.

If there were anymore salt in this post, I’d need some pepper.

Considering what they’ve shown so far and their past performance, I don’t think Tesla has anything to be worried about, probably not for another 10 years, or whenever the bean counters finally take over.

The problem I see with the “oh no, here comes the Germans” angle is this: where do you charge when traveling? I mean, they keep TALKING about building out a CCS fast charging network. Where is it?

Does Conan drive a R-class Mercedes???

Conan drove a motherfucking manual SHO. Of course he pumps his own damn gas.

Is Zach Efron driving an Alero in that picture?

Unless it’s available with a twin-turbocharged diesel rotary engine and a manual transmission, shame on you for making Jalopnik readers waste thought-space on this lame excuse for a motor vehicle.

If I want a sports car I’ll buy a real sports car, if I’m it the $800 range I’m looking for a running beater Honda or Toyota. CP all day e’rry day

Fuck V8 Archie. All Fieros can suck the crack pipe.

i give you my lone star

There’s more than one?