Yeah, it's "your opinion" that his assistant doesn't work as hard as him and yet you won't actually answer the question of what you think it is he actually does. His assistant's job doesn't fundamentally change if he's single-handedly negotiating multi-million dollar deals on a daily basis or if he's flying about…

IT'S REAL TO ME, DAMMIT

Some asshole is posting comments from your account. Just thought you should know.

get off the internet, mom.

A drunk and a doper? The kid barely had any marijuana in his system. A "doper" wouldn't barely fail a drug test, and a drunk wouldn't blow a .09. Don't be so dramatic.

You know how I know you're a huge cunt? You just used "doper" as a pejorative. HI DAD

Where was the part about him driving, again?

Too bad he didn't just punch his girlfriend in the face - then he'd be safe from severe punishment.

He smoked a J;
Then took a P;
And somehow A
Had more than B.

Are you saying Space Jam is fake too?

Boy this Paspatis guy comes across like Salieri in Amadeus.

Good work, Mr. Paspatis. Having said that though, please try to move on.

How's the weather up there on your high horse?

If Limp Bizkit had a baby with a UFC fight and reared this child on Monster energy drink, that's what it would look like.

In defense of the Qatari government, they didn't expect the workers to still be alive.

I cannot conceive of ever being angry enough at a parent to use the death of a child as a weapon against them.

Tony, since you're still a young fella, I hold out hope that you'll eventually mellow out and realize what an ass you're being. This happens to some people when they start thinking that covering all the bases on being a good person might be for the best because of that conversation with St. Peter that's approaching.…

So you've got Skip Bayless trying to justify the outrage by COMPARING GAY PEOPLE TO DOGS and Steven A. Smith justifying Dungy's comments by AGREEING GAY PEOPLE ARE DISTRACTING.

You're an incredibly repellant person.