That's a common injury in that area. Millions of Brazilians were also severely butthurt recently.

I am also 27. But I didn't have a car in high school. CTA forever.

For my friends and myself, this is our song (and amazing video) of the summer.

We might as well just stop innovating if you think like that

If you got shitty service, don't just bail on the tip. That's a cowardly and unproductive thing to do. When the bad server in question comes with the bill, ask to speak with the manager on duty. Explain to the manager what transpired. They may be willing to offer some accommodation—and many times at a level that would…

Aww, look at you, confirming how accurate I am.

Let me guess, music isn't as good as it was when you were a teenager. It never is. You literally process media, especially music, completely differently after a certain point. Don't worry, some kid out there is doing some crazy shit. And when you hear it, you won't get it. It's okay though.

His dick told the police "I know we've had our share of fistfights but I never thought he'd pull a gun on me."

If you lose them they will sell you more eggs, no problem.

How to enjoy perfectly fresh cake!

Because when I wan cultural commentary, I go to a city that's one of the most segregated and racist in modern America. Wisconsin is like the Alabama of the north, and Milwaukee is its Mobile.

K, I'm a Milwaukee resident and lived about half a block from the Nomad for over a year. I want to absolutely assure you, this place is as bad as it sounds.

The craziest thing about this whole thing is that the #YesAllWomen thing isn't even about bashing men! It's about stating facts, and all this aftermath the FACT is that these guys are uncomfortable looking at themselves through the female gaze.

Ah. A 27 year old who has a shit ton of explaining to do to his parents. Got it. Thanks.

Can we get over black people using the n-word? I don't have an issue with groups taking ownership of slurs directed at them, be it "queer" or "redneck". It's simply not equivalent to a racist using the term as a pejorative. And hey, mainstream society created those slurs - they don't get to complain when the targets…

Thanks for sharing it. We're all the richer for it.

Chrissy Teigen's bangs were a wig, as evidenced by this photo of her dog, wearing said bangs.

I thought they said they weren't going to diss people on the internet. I thought they were better than that.

throw all those on a grill. It's easier than a smoothie.