That's a common injury in that area. Millions of Brazilians were also severely butthurt recently.

If you got shitty service, don't just bail on the tip. That's a cowardly and unproductive thing to do. When the bad server in question comes with the bill, ask to speak with the manager on duty. Explain to the manager what transpired. They may be willing to offer some accommodation—and many times at a level that would…

His dick told the police "I know we've had our share of fistfights but I never thought he'd pull a gun on me."

Because when I wan cultural commentary, I go to a city that's one of the most segregated and racist in modern America. Wisconsin is like the Alabama of the north, and Milwaukee is its Mobile.

K, I'm a Milwaukee resident and lived about half a block from the Nomad for over a year. I want to absolutely assure you, this place is as bad as it sounds.

The craziest thing about this whole thing is that the #YesAllWomen thing isn't even about bashing men! It's about stating facts, and all this aftermath the FACT is that these guys are uncomfortable looking at themselves through the female gaze.

Ah. A 27 year old who has a shit ton of explaining to do to his parents. Got it. Thanks.

Can we get over black people using the n-word? I don't have an issue with groups taking ownership of slurs directed at them, be it "queer" or "redneck". It's simply not equivalent to a racist using the term as a pejorative. And hey, mainstream society created those slurs - they don't get to complain when the targets…

Thanks for sharing it. We're all the richer for it.

Chrissy Teigen's bangs were a wig, as evidenced by this photo of her dog, wearing said bangs.

I thought they said they weren't going to diss people on the internet. I thought they were better than that.

Don't listen to the haters. Keep digging and compiling, I beg of you, please. I am emotionally invested in this and I need updates. I need a support group.

Actually, sorry Christina and Miley, but in the music world, PRINCE is the original chaps-wearer.

I'm a white male southerner who has a pretty sweet accent, so don't get all bent out of shape about the plight of the white guy, especially the southern white guy, in the 21st century. As one, I can attest it's pretty fucking sweet. However, many of my brethren are assholes who, if not actively racist, sure have some…

I know, right? It's like he's an internet commenter or something. Then again, it could have been that he was merely answering a question posed to him by someone who, for whatever reason, did think his opinion was relevant. You know, as opposed to someone typing a reply to a story about said interview, on a website,…

Oh, like you've never killed anyone.

They held a Combine for this prom, too. One of the most important events was the cone drill.

Jay had better be careful as the Sultan controls the world's largest supply of denim.

throw all those on a grill. It's easier than a smoothie.