Wouldn’t the time value of money dictate that you accept the cash and then invest it for maximum return?  I mean, if you did that right (and you worked at Goldman Sachs, so...), you wouldn’t have to do much of anything for anyone after long.  But what do I know?  I went to a state school.

The world needs this book, especially now, in a time of COVID-19.

More deplorable?  I’m glad we have you to put all of this into context for us.  I think it’s safe to just say both acts are garbage and leave it at that.  

Y’all. Go to the Facebook comments on this story here.

Her words hit the same notes her live performances do.

I’d sure hate to think that my dad went “out of his way” to ensure my healthy development and help me figure out my place in this world. I’d want him to think of anything he could do to help me be well-adjusted as his job.

Maybe the HRC gays feel that way.  Once they got their 40 acres of marriage, their battle is over and done with.  For the rest of us who are tired of gay politicians sitting high and looking low at us, using their votes to continue oppression, we laugh at jokes like these to keep from crying.

None of this mentions YOUR commitment to any of those things.  Or anything.  I’d certainly be open to hearing about the cause you champion.  Seems like you’re mad the OP cares about anything.  What do YOU care about?

Exactly what is food stamp money?  You’ve shaded yourself into darkness with your ignorance.

“You know what?” is missing from this list.  You don’t ever want to know what.  Ever.

The poor kid most likely wets the bed because of all the violence he sees in his home.  Kids watching their mothers get beaten is the worst kind of psychological damage.  It will never leave him.

It’s not for you to understand.  Now, I have no trouble understanding why you’re single.

I bet you’re really fun at parties.

You might be too delicate and sensitive a creature for the internet. Here, we express our opinions and people tell us they’re trash. If you feel attacked for people disagreeeing with you, silence is always an option.

That photo is so white, it tried to touch my hair. So white it asked me to be its black friend. So white it dances on the 1 and the 3.

Here’s the thing. Your ignorance about our culture gets our feelings hurt. Black people not knowing what they can and can’t say to, around, or about white people can get us killed. This is why I’m reluctant to give passes onnshit like this. We literally have to be able to gauge the temperature of any white…

The concessions we have to the south after the Civil War gave birth to much of the racism you see across this country today.

Having had gay sex, I can say that when it’s really good, I don’t mind the public hatred so much.

I disagree with everything on your list, but I endorse this message. Everyone should know how fine they are.

You forgot “you know what?”