Sherri Shepherd has the right wigs for the role, I bet.

This sounds hokey, but I can't think of a better way to say it: I think of all of you with bad mom situations as my siblings. When I come across you in the world, I feel like I can relate to you in a way no one else understands. I love you and am grateful for you, otherwise I might feel alone. Thanks for this article,…

my guess would be Rita Ora, except her leaving show business would make her more famous than anything she's actually done.

For this, you are awesome. Every time I think no one gets it, I will remember this as proof that someone does. Thank you, sincerely.

My pork belly is in the oven right now, making my house smell like food heaven. I haven't wanted something this badly since Prom Night.

I need nexus 6 guts in a nexus 5 body. Any chance of THAT happening?

...and wih this gif, my loyalty is eternal.

Ever make it into Chicago? I'm desperate to try your pork belly now.

Or several short ones.

I grew up in Racine and lived in Milwaukee for a few years before better options presented themselves. I've been black at the Nomad before and while I wouldn't call them cross-burners, this is typical of Milwaukee. They cannot accept that anybody might find their attempts at "multiculturalism" as tone-deaf or even…

I'm a fucking plebe who slaves away for low five figures a year and even *I* stay in suites in Vegas. All you need is $50 cash and a warm smile.

I have to name my first son Malcolm, because my cousin Malcolm's first son is named Brandon (like me).

You are the one-man island, I suppose.

Not for him, you dolt. For other people who have been treated badly for no other reason than their race. For people who get shot down when there HAD to have been another reason besides racism. But then, of course, it's all about YOU.

Stop this now, please. You both have assholes where you live and neither of you has a monopoly. City racists pretend that because they live closer to people of color that they're somehow evolved. Country racists don't bother to mix with other races to even know if their beliefs are valid. And the only way either…

You must feel so dehumanized and trivialized. What you must not feel, I guess, is empathetic.

Because they don't let you own people anymore.

So, you experienced racism and the world denied it? You're like a real live brother now, soul man!

I think you conveniently forgot that Afghanis have been killed for years by American hands and that Obama didn't start the practice. Hold the guy accountable for what's his, which is why I didn't counter your other points. I don't think you're a Republican, but I do think you're intentionally obtuse.

Because you were so concerned with innocent Afghans seven years ago when they were also being killed?