We are all his daughter.

I hate Illinois Nazis.

I believe so. It was during his campaign in 2016. He was hamming up his family values for television and it backfired.

“Crapped out like a deuce
another floater in the night”

it’s pronounced “Qatar”

Fans of national socialism?

IOKIYAR

holy shit its all making sense now

Plus I can’t believe how many people are overlooking the obvious connection he had in the death of Jeffery Epstein:

Fraternal Order of Police = FOP. I found that amusing.

Springsteen fans.

Can I just say that this will be the last time I’ll ever appear in Kinja?

“Legit claim to firsties” is a pretty hilarious way of saying “wrote it.” I approve.

Springsteen has the legit claim to firsties on that song, but I bet 90% of everyone familiar with it knows the Manfred Mann’s Earth Band version.

Also, I’ve just heard from Luton that my Aunt is ill. Possibly gastro-enteritis, possibly just catarrh.

Lol yeah, it didn’t come to me until later. Ted Danson was Whoopi Goldberg’s date, not the other way around. Which makes it worse, and funnier, somehow.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

My tolerance for Springsteen is... minimal. The advertising for the movie makes it seem like a slightly upscale “Mamma Mia”. This review makes it sound not THAT idiotic, but it still seems a bit of a stretch for someone who is not at least fond of Springsteen and buys into the “Springsteen is America” or what have you …

Manfred Mann’s Earth Band’s decision to change the lyrics and remove the crucial rhyme has always puzzled me.

Podmass, 2014: You’ll be highly entertained by the latest episodes of Comedy Bang Bang, Hollywood Handbook, and You Made It Weird.