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Sam Barsanti's Pulitzer Prize
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He thinks he wants to speak to her manager.

NYT’s headline tomorrow probably

That paper is declining at an incredible rate. Baquet seems to deserve a huge portion of the blame, but it’s clear he’s not alone. They keep hiring the worst people while proclaiming how important they are. Thinking how many good journalists are currently out of work while a handful of elitist charlatans and

Dear Paul,

I would like to have a word with you about why you post this picture of me with my eyes closed.

I believe we call this The Jake Tapper Special: emailing someone about their completely-reasonable and fair criticism, and then demanding an apology.

To: Dr. Gay

Plus the baseball hat has the word American on it. Which makes a great accesory when jerking off to the flag or bodyslamming a kid for not taking off HIS hat during the anthem.

That tee shirt really encapsulates everything about Breitbart: a overweight, white male boomer raging against the world without coherent thought or direction.

Uma Thermos, Queen of hot and cold.

A friend of mine has never seen any Marvel movies. She just could not give a bigger shit about them, even when I tell her there are a couple that are really worth seeing, even if you don’t think that’s your thing. But she’s just not interested.

Like Mandy, Color out of Space is being produced by Elijah Wood and Daniel Noah’s production company SpectreVision, so there’s reason to be optimistic.

Nah, for that, we need the ‘vodka on the toilet and screaming’ screengrab.

The question is, why do some states still allow private party purchases between two random strangers without going through a licensed gun dealer?

I always prefer to think that pic of Cage isn’t from Mandy, it’s just him getting up any average morning.

This is literally the fastest I’ve ever added something to my netflix queue.

(This is why you’re mad? Because your wife doesn’t want you to spill beer on a couch?)

Hi tomato.

“Hi, I’m concerned my young, immature son has a deadly weapon he can’t handle.”

I gave D&D as much vitriol and disappointment as anyone here for the last two seasons of Game of Thrones, when it was all said and done. Honestly, I’m still not over it.