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Sam Barsanti's Pulitzer Prize
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We were supposed to have flying cars now, goddamnit. Instead, we got Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Twitch, and Uber. The future sucks.

Needs a lot more orange and maybe an extra 100-200lbs to make it more believable

I understood that reference.gif

When it works properly (a rare occurrence), yes. When it doesn’t, also yes.

“School shootings are preventable” with strong gun control legislation. Being apolitical when it comes to this is a wrongheaded approach IMO.  

Death threats in 3...2...1...

Tomato, this is pretty weak - even for your bottom of the barrel standards. You can do marginally better than that.

CNN anchors absolutely love the Trump clown car. They hide their hopeless incompetence and lack of principles behind the GOP’s never-ending supply of low-hanging fruit, which gives them an opportunity for some make believe “journalism”, without actually doing fuck all.

Were John Yoo or Richard Spencer not available? Fuck cable news.

He essentially thinks the Amazon is a resource that belongs to Brazil

So rideshare drivers can’t get employee status because of the country’s ridiculous tipping system? Troll rating: 0

Who should play Orange Hitler in the inevitable biopic?

Yes

Anyone with a half brain would see the issue with HBO dumping a ton of cash into a shitty syndicated sitcom instead of investing that money into their original programming.

DO YOU EVEN CIVILITY BRO

NO

Go fuck yourself, Tomato