As someone who is only somewhat attentive to fantasy football...how much time would I have to invest on fantasy baseball? Can I be an abusive, negligent fantasy baseball owner a la Dan Snyder?

"I've been in the league for five years now so I've run into most of them."

I am 27. Now she wants to have a movie night this week. This is going to end poorly.

He's lucky that with the cocaine he wasn't on the tail end of his bender by the time you got up in the morning.

All I can claim to have accomplished is groping and making out with my 20-year old coworker. I am a failure.

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Good point(s). I don't know, I guess you could say I'm tentatively optimistic.

Just kidding. They've reached the Sweet 16 and have thusly reached the apex of what can be expected of them.

March Madness Duan:

I wonder, and this all pure conjecture on my part, if the fact that the Tea Party was pandered to during its coming out party in the past few years has anything to do with what's happening right now in the Republican primaries. It seems that the Tea Party in particular, and to a lesser extent the religious…

I'm finding it hard to put my thoughts on the matter into words, but I think it boils down to the tendency in the Republican party to appeal to the most radical reaches of the party during the primary. That is why you've seen surges from Gingrich as he fell back and found it easier to let loose and say whatever he…

Crispin Glover appreciates your dedication to the process.

Hello, thought-brother.

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I always wondered (having just started reading Married to the Sea a month or so ago), if he draws the comics himself, or if he has some secret database of old-timey ink outlines to draw from.

May I suggest:

You need to get a pocket bottle of Sriracha and bring it with you any time you go over there. That red sauce of the gods makes anything better.

Are you sure they haven't been secretly watching tapes of Andy Reid as their football curriculum?