So, so true. Bo Ryan is always the bridesmaid and never the bride. As a Badger alum, it makes me incredibly happy all of his teams are always consistently competitive and Top-25 caliber, but incredibly sad that we can never get over the hump.

And to think that the entire kerfuffle started because Rick Reilly took offense to Norm livetweeting the Cadillac Championship and unfollowed him. It's generally not advised to provoke the ire of comedians.

"Iré Pícaro" indeed. I wonder if the Couric interview was any less excruciating in Spanish

So did anyone else watch Game Change on HBO recently? I was supposed to go do a bunch of errands and got sucked into watching the entire thing after it came on as I was headed out the door. Woody Harrelson should win an Emmy, because he's already won my heart.

Easiest question in the world.

Apparently the NBA's formula is $1-per-inch of surface area.

I can't wait until Drew becomes a contributing writer to Cosmopolitan and you guys have him answer questions from the feminine needs columns.

But when Douglas finished her final floor exercise, she asked her coach Liang Chow, who also coaches Olympic champion Shawn Johnson, for a calculator

You are so gay for Lionel.

This is the least-satisfying possible thing that could come from combining "Inhuman Things" and "Miesha Tate"

Hiroshi Hoketsu (who turns 71 on March 28) earned the spot by winning an international dressage meet in France earlier this week.

Depending on when the Iditarod falls this year, bears may play a important spoiler roll in this year's race.

Carrying this logic to it's natural conclusion, we find out that indeed LeBron James is a Cocksucker as previously postulated, but ESPN is now reporting he is known to be rather toothy.

I think it's finally time this came out: I'm Whitney Cummings

Brett Ratner, misinterpreting the source material, turns the entire movie into a movie about two diametrically opposed cyborgs cohabiting in a Seattle cafe.

Confidential to Mr. Hamm:

Only the classiest.

Oh, you're allowing toppings?!? Then I humbly add cream cheese and jalapeño slices to my aforementioned Triscuits.

Gamechanger - Rosemary and Olive Oil Triscuits.

NFL - Green Bay Packers