After coming upon the remnants of the dinner the two men and the woman had, I would have crawled under a rock and nothing could have gotten me to leave.

The Death of Jim Loney by James Welch

That was the best set-up since Lee Harvey Oswald.

Bow to your lord and savior.

Disabling embedding is unAmerican and possibly against natural law.

Pure poetry.

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I fully expect to be balls-deep in touristy things. I have a Canon 7D SLR and some expensive lenses I plan on bringing, so I expect to spend a good deal of time at tourist locations during the day, I'm just not sure what would be worthwhile to do at night.

Travel DUAN:

THEM CATFISH DON'T NOODLE THEMSELVES, SON

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Watch Danica Patrick Easily Dodge Relevance In Another Race

I had to drive across the top of Florida once from PCB to Jacksonville to visit my best friend who was living in JAX at the time. I've never wished for a carpet bombing of American soil before that horrible, horrible drive.

No kidding. Who knew McGwire was an Israeli apologist.

Her legs never stopped churning, an observation even more noticeable because they were so small.

Tell your roommate that the fact that The Shawshank Redemption didn't win the Oscar for Best Picture is a travishamockery of the highest order, and he's a mongoloid for thinking otherwise.

The Boy Who Played With Fusion

While many baseball fanatics criticized the network for the supposed ease of the question, ESPN decided to use it after it completely eliminated every contestant in the Japanese version.

It's ok. I just like flaunting my cheese log.

Step 3: All Softball, All The Time