Are you ripping on his age, or his Wisconsin pedigree? If it's the latter, we have problems, SSE. You don't want to know what I'll do to you with a cheese log.

Ryan Braun is working on joining OJ Simpson's "Search for Justice" golf tour and memorabilia reclamation business.

QED, motherfucker *drops mic*

Workout DUAN:

The last time I was at the KK was a year or two ago on my birthday. My birthday falls at one of the best times of the summer, so we spent a few hours drinking a lot of beer on the terrace and started the bar hopping with many shots at about 7PM in a completely empty KK. It was the best time I've ever had there.

But DON'T read The Road, because while beautiful, it doesn't really foster creativity. It fosters a long nap in a running car parked in a garage.

You could have coalesced "gang rape" and "blackout at a frat party" for the sake of brevity and just said Kollege Klub.

Other than the usual free association/stream-of-consciousness exercises, you need to take a long, hard look at the topic you're writing about...and then go immerse yourself in something completely different. Clear your mind with something else that interests you or that you enjoy, or expand your cognitive experiences…

I had never watched the show despite being a huge science fiction nerd. Then when visiting my cousin and her husband in Chicago, he played a few episodes, and now I want to watch every episode ever made. It's an incredibly fun show; don't feel bad.

I have a friend in San Francisco who is an unabashed food snob and hater of all things in popular culture, so I'll make sure I bring this to his attention to watch him throw a shitfit. Thank you.

I think that's what made the whole article seem surreal to me, the fact that they had to mention the fact that you shouldn't make romantic or sexual advances towards a woman in a dark, confined space without social outlets.

Did anyone read the Jezebl story crosslinked on the front page, and thusly:

It was easy to tell early on that the fourth Back to the Future movie was off to a rocky start.

Say what you want about the logo, but you have to admire any man who's willing to sign off on a £400,000 check just to see Lisa Simpson performing fellatio.

Also known as a "ESPN Corporate Orientationalyst"

Brimley dong pics, send 'em if you got 'em.

What the hell is wrong with your college? Don't the Harvard Hoochies know they're just roadbumps on the slumming highway for Harvard men?

Sounds like a nice time, Lin and his buddy Fields going for steaks in Midtown. Maybe they went for bone-in ribeyes. Perhaps Lin had a dry-aged porterhouse and Landry a filet mignon. Or both might have chosen lobster and split a cauliflower-brie gratin. We don't know—our sources aren't that good.

The correct answer is always Dutch rap.

The video is mesmerizing. [www.youtube.com]