The airing of the rebooted Star Trek on FX also deserves attention. Lens flares aside, that movie boldly kicks ass where no movie has kicked ass before.

I look forward to his guest spot on How I Met Your Mother as Marshall's ringer.

Baby, you have the heart of a stallion and the body of a draught horse.

Aggrieved fans in Cincinnati, Tampa, Oakland, San Diego, Buffalo, Jacksonville—you have the floor.

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Wait, I thought Cee-Lo was gay?

Here's hoping they preempt the invariably horrible Madonna halftime show for a half hour of Katharine McPhee pouting into the camera

And those of you who can't watch it missed an absolutely magical goal between Torres and Mata.

Four Words: Practice Team Gladiatorial Tryouts

Well, I've only seen one episode and it was pretty good, so your point could still stand. The "Lil Wayne in jail" was great. Obama's Anger Translator was entertaining, but I could see how it could get tired. I hope they manage to fill the void left by Dave Chappelle's untimely reverse-sellout

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So she's the Mercury Morris of sports bras. Gotcha.

Of all the media in the European Union, Satta knew the ITalians would be the most sympathetic to Boateng's plight due to their history of star players going down from too much head.

As a resident of Madison and a UW alumnus, I can assure you that this crass and classless scapegoating of alcohol on Chadima's part will not go unchallenged.

Sure, this guys takes a prick in the ass and gets NFC Championship tickets, and all JoePa gets is a tarnished legacy.

But Lisa Lampinelli really stole the show as his understudy.

Get her ass lipo'd and the rest will take care of itself.

PICTURED: Jürgen Klinsmann demonstrating JoePa's "O face", the only conceivable reaction to months and months of fellatio from alumni.

Dwight Howard never understood, looking back at the situation from his jail cell, how the police could care so little about him splitting defenders apart with pure size and force and then raise such hell about Margo.

After his speech was done, Mark Dantonio was fairly confident that he had won the debate, until replays showed that his assistant had run into Hecklinski and the entire argument was called back.