An Incontinent Proposal

Hot dogs, unlike brats, are mainly around as bun-and-ketchup delivery tubes

There is a great divide amongst even my family about the proper use or non-use of ketchup.

Ketchup is great on hotdogs and also bratwurst. Maloik is right and I have a lifetime of living in Wisconsin to back up our opinion.

Let us never speak of the Sequel That Shall Not Be Named.

The Kollege Klub is the go-to bar for most of the athletes in Madison, particularly the hockey players. The fact that he was drinking there is about as surprising as the fact that Patrick Kane was drinking.

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?"

But was he able to close out the big game after the prom?

Crazy DUAN:

Buzz has left the building (?)

There are two things you don't let Drew get near: Children and BMs.

Buzz, long-time listener, first time caller. Minka Kelly - did you or didn't you?

Lionel, do you post over on Something Awful at all?

I would be more worried about that tumor on his foot.

Fun Things You Come Across Reading the News:

I personally prefer her peach offerings, myself.

I'll be sharing this with my cousin who is finishing her residency. Also everyone else I know. This is an amazing story; thank you for sharing it.

+1 Swiss Cheese memory

At least you got your whistle tips

Chrome works for me...