Whatever happens, I will always love his show on Comedy Central

Everyone look at how wrong this opinion is.

Sure, she's had some rough times professionally, but to call her career a carcass is a little brash

"So here's the deal we made with Ken: From here on out, every time Deadspin publishes the phrase "Ken Rosenthal throws some shit against the wall," we will link to Rosenthal's worthy charity, the Bow Tie Cause. That seems like a good arrangement for all parties.

As a representative of Green Bay, I am authorized to offer you Matt Flynn for Forte, straight up.

Aaaaaaaand the apology.

They just made Corso do his public speech of contrition on ESPN2 during the Wisconsin/Illinois game. I assume it went to all the ESPN networks

PICTURED: Michigan's state-subsidized health care plan leaves a lot to be desired in regards to vision coverage.

And once again Laura Bush illustrates why the Skull and Bones members are forbidden from bringing wives to their annual reunion.

A lot of you have probably seen this, but this is how I imagine all Viking fans to be recently.

"I want my Nickelback"

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Emmitt Smith promoted this comment.

That would be amazing. The Rock Center set suddenly flips, rotates, and transforms into a suburban pre-fab house and Chris Hansen rips off his Bob Costas suit to start reading back the grand jury testimony.

At this point the Patriots might as well buy the rights to Sean Taylor and implement the "Weekend At Bernie's" defense

Usually in most countries the Minister of the Interior is in charge of policing, disaster preparedness, internal security, etc. This would fall squarely into his jurisdiction.

And somehow in the mix the Raiders ended up giving out another first-round draft pick

The announcement of the rescue really put a damper on the post-UNC/MSU cleanup

Ain't nobody gon' make a martyr out of BobsCountryBunker

Apparently his previous tweet was an "error"