Come on guys, how could you not see this coming? If there's one person that could sympathize with an old, smelly, crusty, leather-handbag-looking relic of the past, it would be the man who has to sleep with Demi Moore.

Good luck sneaking THAT onto the field.

Hiding behind the dancing Horace and his gaudy headdress.

Sandusky followed the old rule "(Your Age)/2 + 7 = X", but only because he was always a 6-year old at heart.

I just noticed a standard undergrad recruitment Penn State commercial during the afternoon SportsCenter, probably the exact same one they play during Penn State football games on television. It seems like a complete waste of money and the exact wrong thing to do in this situation. I wonder who in the university is on…

You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

In a follow-up tweet, Marbury went on to say David Stern's speeches in the negotiating room were as melodious as a Song of the South

I fail to see the red tint of bloodshot eyes on this shot

I agreed with everything you wrote and then even had the pleasure of a surprise money shot at the end.

Deadspin commenting is all about mentoring, but not in the Second Mile way (unless you're Uwe)

It gets better! (But not in the Dan Savage way)

Order it while you can, boys:

Both are significantly more fun with a surprise end-around

No, if this happened at Notre Dame he would have just been transferred to coordinate the defense at another Catholic school.

The Alabama SAT limit has traditionally been "As high as the common graduate can count", so it's usually better for recruits to eat their test forms.

"He don't yell at me too often, but when he doe, it hits me right there in the gut."

+1 hairy lecher

#firstworldproblems

That was the best camo investment I've ever made.

I'm well aware of how to do it, I am just wondering if there is some reason the Gawker crew designed it that way.