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To get more special than this involves Immaculate Conception

"I'm on it"

Wasn't that Anna Nicole Smith's marriage policy?

If you've seen the new Wendy's ads, you're not far off

"MISTER ELWAY!!! Greg Couch from Fox Sports. Can you address the allegations that Coach Fox is sabotaging Tim Tebow?"

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Amazingly, Tebowing proved to have a half-life even shorter than Plancking.

Alternately, they can't win this weekend either.

At least we still have the Packers.

Freshmen pretty hard to top? Apparently someone never crashed a sorority part with a bottle of Absolut Mandarin and a copy of The Notebook

Also known as the "Kordell Stweart Maxim of draft day wide receivers"

Apparently Sarah Jessica Parker WILL do anything to stay in the public eye, even if the eye is Swedish.

Sorry about your star. And don't worry WOHBP, I didn't assume you were culturally ignorant. They sound very, very similar to someone who doesn't speak either language.

I'm pretty sure it's Brazilian Portugese. They're very similar, except what you take to be joy is actually a scathing rebuke of social wealth disparities in Rio De Janeiro.

While in New York city, did you ever happen to wander onto the set of Law and Order and have the production crew whisk you away to wardrobe after mistaking you for Jeremy Sisto?

So Lawrence Taylor visited your middle school too, huh?

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Don't worry, unless they're right behind you while you're looking, the naughty bits look like.....yeah, they look like tits no matter how far away you are.