Part of the "Extra Special Redskins VIP Media Package". Only an extra $4,500 on top of your season tickets.

Pedestrian worries such as fashion don't apply to Gunslingers.

In Minnesota's case, we're going to have to wait until after the Vikings are done.

The whole movie, but this scene is amazing.

I was driving to see my special lady-friend and actually sat in my car outside her house for 20 minutes because the bottom of the 8th was being broadcast. Hearing Uecker call Braun's home run was worth it.

First Michael Vick and now Ray Lewis? ESPN is incorrigible.

As a completely heterosexual man, to that I can honestly say: "Lucky Scarlett"

Well, that explains a lot.

+1 Repressed Show Marriage

Travel DUAN:

The number of hands of blackjack played in Vegas this year just went down by .5

"...Heerenveen midfielder Oussama Assaidi was offside, and he knew he was offside, so why not flick it home with a little flair?"

"...lending even more credence to the "marriage kills the killer instinct" hypothesis. Which, lets get serious, I think we can finally bump up to theory status."

Is it just me, or was the entirety of the college football games yesterday 100 times better than the entirety of the NFL today?

If you redact jokes, the terrorists have won.

Bartolo decided to take the "Colon-o-Meter" a little too physiologically.

Monday's Notre Dame football practice will be held on a scissor lift.

Michigan and Notre Dame: What the fuck is "dee-fence"?