"They will do such things because they have not known the Father or me."

It looks really, really good. There has been a dearth of good science fiction movies recently, so I hope it does well.

Sure, when a MAN does this he gets arrested, but when 15 million women keep funding recurring Sex in the City movies with Sarah Jessica Parker and it's called a "cultural phenomenon".

I wonder if they were at the Nomad...

I don't care if DUAN comment rules are more lax, you can't just go posting topless pictures of Callista Flockheart without repercussions.

Really though, who hasn't wanted to hate-fuck Ben Affleck at some point?!? It's not even a sexual thing, just as punishment

This is hilarious even without your username.

Compared to the Brazilian women's team, who are hung like burros

Wow.

Starting the day with 8 pints? He must take his cues from Patrick Cane.

I hope we can both agree that Captain Ron was his magnum opus.

Does that list include Clifford?

I consider myself lucky that I got away with my joke about the heat in Dresden during the World Cup the other day, then.

It's nice that Janet Reno bought her granddaughter a camcorder. She's a spitting image of the ol' warhorse

It seems like planking has finally jumped the shark, but before it goes, I would like to see whoever wrote up that explanation plank an actual shark.

After all the money they sunk into cloning a teenage Pia Sundhage to share the stage with Cuban the ratings should have been astronomical.

Who says that former child stars can't accomplish anything after their shows are cancelled?