Pictured: Impeccably Groomed, Snow White Toy Poodle being held by Impeccably Groomed, Snow White Toy Pinup

It's a good thing for us that they didn't have Furry clearance to sit in on the "Mr. Hands" roleplay experience

The family of the Iranian goalkeeper is incredibly thankful that they won't be billed for the cost of the soccer ball.

The other night after a particularly shitty day I mixed some Jim Beam with iced hazelnut-flavored coffee my roommate had in the fridge and put it over 3 ice cubes. It may be my new favorite relaxing drink.

The tight end with a bronze star

On Father's Day it becomes ever more apparent that we should be thankful for the things we may take for granted with our dads. Let us all raise our glasses and celebrate not having a father like Tiki Barber.

Screwed repeatedly by someone who had a brief flash of relevance and subsequently has accomplished nothing? I hope Brady Quinn hasn't gotten too comfortable in Denver.

She was a girl from rural Wisconsin, there's no way she's ever been little.

The coverage of Mark Chmura's scandal had an equally apropos song associated with it.

JFK lobbied fervently, unceasingly, but ultimately unsuccessfully to have a porn staff added to the President's entourage.

I don't know how she could be more wrong about the paper products.

This is a great piece about something that has been beaten to death, which does not detract from it being a great piece about LeBron and the Heat:

I've got a similar video somewhere that shows why you shouldn't drive a Porsche through tollways.

Despite being a budget hotel line, they probably have the most comprehensive hooker removal service in the industry.

This just in: Super 8 is amazing.

This question was your Kobayashi Maru, VicViper, and you aced it.

Bellisima.

The infamous Reverse-McNabb Clause

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