Can someone tell me who this woman is? I need to make a new room in my basement and I need her information for the dimensions.

Their lack of inspiration has been traced to their inability to find proper sustenance.

"I still assert that it makes no difference How Deep It Went, but that the integrity of the program relies entirely on the Actions of the Infractions"

Charles Woodson claimed his right of primae noctis

So are the repercussions for this F-bomb going to fall on NASCAR, or Chad Knaus? It seems draconic to me to punish someone just because NASCAR decided to start airing crew communications to boost ratings.

I just squeezed something that caused my family to walk off.

As a shorter man, I look forward to the revolution your son has planned. Let him know he has my sword.

Confirmation that I'm not the only one having the problem is good enough. Bless you.

Does anyone else have the problem where none of the Deadspin-hosted videos work at all? I've tried on both Chrome and Safari on on my MacBook Pro and neither of them load the video, they just keep showing the flashing camera icon. The YouTube videos work completely fine, however.

This really helps flesh out the frustration you were venting over Twitter last night. It's a very well written piece, Emma.

If you like the Knob Creek, try Woodford Reserve next. WR is my favorite bourbon that costs less than $100-per-750ml

As a somewhat experienced cougar hunter, I can tell you that their reputation is entirely deserved. Not just any 31-45 year old woman deserves to be called a cougar, but the ones that do are magical.

Also, SSE, I love that you're so wistful and removed from being single that you talk of it like a 15th century German fable.

Do you rent out your couch? It sounds like I need to be a sex tourist in DC

Looks like Emma is starting her own Completely Biased Carmichael Files

That helps a lot; I didn't notice that. My aesthetic side still is disappointed.

Late-night Comedy Central chat circlejerk:

I think it would be good if they added a spacer on the left margin of a reply about half-again as wide as the spacer below the thread is tall. 10 pixels or so, nothing major, but enough to offset replies to make them easier to discern from standalone comments.

Deadpsin Usability question:

But which neck and to whom does it belong?