I've read all of the books a couple times, but I haven't seen the series. That said, (depending on how they are being presented) they could stretch each book out to a season or two with little effort. As the books progress, they get much more interconnected and complex.

Has anyone seen the Workaholics show on Comedy Central? I'm not entirely sure how I feel about it, but the Juggalos episode has flashes of genius.

I'm giving you both some switchblades and putting on "Boom Boom Boom Boom!!" by the Vengaboys and I'm not coming back until you work out your differences.

I've read the books a couple times, and I don't currently get HBO. I didn't have a need for it...until now. Is the show as awesome as everyone is making it sound? Because the books were all amazingly fun to read.

Edward Norton thought the same thing in American History X

Despite the strong play by the Vancouver defense, clearly the strongest line in that stadium was that woman's belt.

Who is that terrifying 8-foot tall alcoholic in the back? Is that Bill Brasky?

I blue myself.

Is there any documentation out there on the salaries of the ESPN talent? My friend claims that the jabbering monkey that hosts Around The Horn only makes at most $150k a year, but I would assume that he pulls in more than that based on the market penetration of the show.

Pictured: Jason Whitlock looking incredulously at the organizer of the discussion panel for failing to provide him with the sausage-gravy-and-Crisco smoothy specifically required by his speaking contract

It sounds like someone needed to expand their horizons.

The last time I was at a Señor Frogs was in Cancun, and I was kicked out for urinating off of the wraparound dock (despite my protestations in broken pidgin Spanish). I will take your advice into advisement, and make a completely irrational decision when the time comes.

How could I be angry at you, shmendo?

I have a wedding in Puerto Rico this September, and therefore have committed myself to being in ridiculous, Adonis-like shape by the middle of the summer. I was dead tired after work today, and skipped my normal workout to just sit in the sauna. Now I feel guilty, and am going back to the gym at 9:30 PM CST to get a…

Just like a damn obsessive Tolkeinist to bring an Ent into every debate.

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It's not that Mark Herzlich isn't still a solid prospect at LB, it's that if he's unwilling to cut off a testicle after overcoming cancer then there are lingering character issues that sank his draft stock.

Why isn't this a Jezebel crosspost? I think this topic would induce a bipolarity in the Jezebel commetariat that would be delicious to see play itself out.