You know, normally the "Gawker Artist" images RIGHT BELOW the story images are pretty distracting, but I do have to say the image of dog heads on suited gentlemen a la Reservoir Dogs directly below Jerry Angelo is rather fitting.

Wayne Rooney's Twitter, much like his cherubic frame, is littered with extra pounds.

Sorry Craggs, but Dan Snyder used his significant wealth to buy the rights to every $.10 word in the dictionary. I hope your use of "obstreperous" was worth the 15 years you're going to spend in the gulags.

Tombstone is easily in my Top 10 favorite movies of all time.

The Giants fans' retaliation will most likely take a much more cerebral route, likely in the form of a quarter-page anagrammatical skewering in the Arts section of The Advocate. Take that, neandrathal SoCal'ers

Oddly enough, most of them from New York

I didn't know anything about fantasy baseball until I read this article. I still probably don't, but I now know I have read the only article I ever need to read about the subject. An amazing piece of work.

Yes, but that has nothing to do with what you're reading and everything to do with your cholesterol.

They don't have a lot of hometown support, but their stamina is impeccable. They're most likely the longest-winded team in the league.

Everyone clearly knows the best Sports Bar in North America is State Street Brats in Madison, WI. Only the best college sports town in the nation can have the best sports bar...it's science.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Say what you want about the team, the park has some of the best frozen Custer in the plains

@Forte_Oz._To_Freedom: Or the presence of dignity in Tom Sizemore's anything

I don't care what you guys think of me after the next sentence:

It really depends on how many bodies they have in the basement.

Oh, and I hope Kyrie Irving leaves Duke immediately and shits on his dorm room floor on the way out.

The Big Ten did it first and best.

Butler is shooting 18% from the floor? Ridiculous.

"When the gold nuclei, traveling at 99.999% of the speed of light, smashed together, the plasma that resulted was so energetic that a tiny cube of it with sides measuring about a quarter of the width of a human hair would contain enough energy to power the entire United States for a year."

I think I made it about 1/3 of the way through the article before I couldn't read any more, but I assume it's just as annoyingly written all the way through. Normally when their writers try to be cute it lasts for the first few paragraphs or so, but this shit seems to go all the way through the article.

Did anyone see this article in Sports Illustrated yet?