I personally cannot wait for the Wisconsin/Arizona National Championship game.

It will, apparently, be televised.

How are the benefits as St. Peter's personal assistant?

Since it's 9:52 AM here in Wisconsin and I'm already 2 Irish coffees into the day, I'm hoping for a midday-DUAN thread...

+1 gray monolith

Or asking the commetariat what it's like to be a functional alcoholic.

It was the worst day in the history of bukkake cinema. Without the invention of the potent Viagra/Flomax cocktail, they would have never recovered

A similar, yet racier video features Jackie MacMullan attempting to conceal her testicles

If Calhoun keeps Kemba "Beast Mode" Walker out for the rest of the first half like they're saying he will, I'm going to quickly lose interest in this game

I'm pretty sure half the panties in Madison Square Gardens are wet after that steal and dunk.

Those are called garbage bags.

Anyone else watching the Kemba Walker show right now?

Or at least pretends to be.

Or a rejected line from a Colorado tourism brochure.

Unfortunately all you'll be getting is more contrast on the tan lines

They've got solid fundamentals, though

Signs of the Apocalypse:

I'm assuming the tiger was sick of the lion bitching about the size of his cage all day and night. Lions are such size whores

"I felt like going out in the sun instead."

A couple thoughts from this game, for which I left work early to watch: