"You're welcome. Now I don't need to buy you breakfast, I guess"

Don't you dare try to Lazarus me

Good clarification; apparently my brief detective work was incorrect. Honestly, I was watching the movie and went to find out who it was, then stumbled upon her and woke up half-naked, covered with and surrounded by green food coloring

+1 because I love this comment, but also because I made a Peter North joke the other day and I didn't get quarts of love

I would highly suggest you people Google Diora Baird. You may know her as "that green chick Chris Pine nailed in the new Star Trek movie"

Completely Non-Sports Related DUAN:

No, because she bought a cheap drillset and it's majorly hampering her home improvement projects

I would love to see the 3 big leagues (NFL, MLB, NBA) have a rotating commissioner system, where every 2 years the commishes either get fired or rotated to another league.

If Fringe gets cancelled tomorrow, I plan on utilizing a different tip with Anna Torv to help console her

Limp Bizkit was supposed to bring us together, but they only ended up tearing us apart...

I'm pretty sure it's an adaptation of an original French word.

It's just like Dustin Pedroia to wear a black necktie to a bow-tie event

Now if they'd only apologize for the 10 minutes of chickenshit proselytizing they did in support of BYU's honor code on the same broadcast.

My Latin is a little rusty, but I'm pretty sure you messed up the plural of "labia"

Stay safe over there. Bring the glory of DUAN to the hearts of the nation.

When the officer asked Crisp if he knew the occupants of the truck, he said "there were some issues with some people so the Secret Service was providing security," the report said.

DUAN Overcoming Self-made Hookup Adversity:

I hope you made her sign a pre-nup

I never do brackets. This will be my first.

It's all about how much creative license you take with what being promoted means. If you tell her you can now post comments on a sports blog that other degenerates can see, then I can understand why you're not getting at least a pity HJ from your wife.