Only if we can wear matching his/her Onyewu jersies

I'm willing to do the risky work around here. The kid's got moxie

Work on your double-posting, and you could go far here. Don't ever get into UweBollocks' van.

Woah, I just realized I thought he said "Brandon Davies" in his post.

Make him watch me have sex with his girlfriend for eternity.

Yeah, that's a seal as much as THIS is the man I married

"But I have to say I'm not interested for five years before I get out. It was everyday you get hounded by it."

Even without the offers of oral sex and sex slavery, my internal detector for homosexual proclivities would have been blaring.

The Queen's U sports information office said McHaffie's twin sister Brittany got the assist

I hope that someday I can be someone's former-first-love-cum-registered-sex-offender. A boy can dream...

Let me work on my pose.

Rose are red

I have a few. I don't want it to seem that I'm a smitten kitten frequently, but there are 3 distinct women who rocked my world. There was always something like Catholic upbringing/moving to Canada/cancer that always got in the way, though.

If I show up at your doorstep with a handful of flowers and a poem in the near future: don't be alarmed. The medication is still working, they just lowered my dosage

As much as that appeals to my sappy, romantic, chivalrous side, her pragmatic nature would make that gesture ultimately futile. Whenever I talk to her and she calls me "Brokenarm" on account of my adventures of breaking bones falling off of a cow, my heart skips a beat...

That's what I planned on. Thanks for giving me a whiskey abuse carte blanche for the weekend.

Missed Opportunity DUAN:

Well played.

I don't think I have the jaw strength and stamina to suck Adonis DNA directly from the source.

It's just one prong of a multi-prong attack on some extra softness around my midsection. It's a small part, the diet and workout plan being more critical. I could keep weekday drinking, but the Jack and Cokes would require a ridiculous amount of extra work to get rid of.