I gave up weekday drinking as I start to work on getting in really, really ridiculously good shape. Worst idea ever?

I need ideas for cooking large amounts of chicken breast at a time to be eaten throughout the week. I'm trying to drop the winter weight and get ready for a wedding in Puerto Rico, so I need to look like a short Ryan Reynolds. That means meals consisting of a lot of chicken and quinoa. I will bow to your obvious…

You're right. It would have given the joke a real leg up

"not in the right frame of mind to talk."

I have a plan... It involves this girl, Michael J Fox, a waterbed, and a video camera.

Vaguely, down near FIB country if I remember correctly.

I don't remember it if we did. I grew up in the Eagle River/Conover/Three Lakes area.

I wouldn't recommend going further back than 9. It's entirely possible that your company network is filtering Flash content from non-essential websites, however. If that is the case, nothing will really help. Did it used to work on the same computer/network when you were using a different browser?

Where in the northwoods did you live?

The only thing I can recommend is trying an older version of Adobe Flash with the browser.

Follow-up question to JohnnyDrinky's: Elizabeth Mitchell from "V" and "Lost"... would you or wouldn't you?

Day 5 - Whiskey All Day, hookers all night

What version of Internet Explorer are you running? 6.0?

Have you checked out Kiss Kiss Bang Bang?

Also sound-proofing and easy-clean rubber mats.

EDIT: I'm an idiot.

What is this picture of which you speak?

And here's the rub: He's actually your real father. Enjoy therapy.

I'm at a loss for words. Stay as far away from him as possible.

...which they apparently use to solicit tech support from their fans.