As did I. I mainly wanted to see what grade of woman he could pull despite being such an untalented, self-aggrandizing idiot.

A.J., I'm not entirely sure if the "stoolpresidente" refers to his personal proclivities or the quality of his writing. Could you ask him and get back to us with a firm, or at least semi-firm answer?

One of these things is more satisfying than the other

I can't wait for the episode of ESPN's 30 for 30 on this titled "The Three Flopping Wings"

The best thing that man with the roommate who has sex with the screamer is invest the $10 in a modest ball gag and hang it on his door. They'll BOTH thank him.

Holy shit. I just watched the video. Dre looks like a fucking D-lineman

I'm pretty sure that song is nothing but a 7+ minute love song between Dr. Dre and Eminem. I wonder if they cuddled after the recorded this.

Where are my royalties on this article, Emma?!?!

They definitely throw punches like someone from Seattle

+1 shared tackling style

They wanted to hire the same firm that handled London's 2012 Olympic branding, but they couldn't come up with an image that accurately and discreetly implied the cartoon dolphin was blowing someone

The prosecution in People v. Lawrence Taylor was incredibly interested in using this video until they heard that it was an entirely different type of shot being taken by someone under 17

In spite of his deepest longings, pretending to be George Clooney will be the closest Kevin Spacey will ever get to being inside of George Clooney.

Apparently Troy likes getting his dick wet. Noted.

Too bad you can't tailor in an ass.

I wouldn't go that far, but it does seem like more and more movies are being produced as business as opposed to artistic decisions. I'm not naive enough to think that that hasn't always been the case, but it seems to me to have become much more blatant in the past decade

I have determined that the cost of going to a movie these days has skewed the risk/reward of seeing one so far off kilter that I hardly ever will see a movie in the theatre any more. I just don't want to risk spending upwards of $15 to see a mediocre movie that I would have been better off waiting to see on cable. Not…

New Mandy Moore looks like she just went in to her plastic surgeon with a picture of Jennifer Connelly and said "I want that one".

In a stunning example of predatory promotional campaigns gone awry, Taylor Christopher Jackson was actually put up to the robbery by Papa Johns. While he thought he was getting paid $1,000 to rob and deface the local Domino's, little did he know that Papa John's had already struck a backroom deal with the presiding…

"Usually, I don't even get into the games. I'm just honored to be part of the team."