@Cyrus_the_virus: Eat shit, sir.

@NoirJuggling: I actually worked with Mike Webster's son and still stay in contact with him. He's a great guy, and what happened to Mike was tragic.

@Always Winning: We were looking pretty good against Penn State too, and then blew it in the second half. Then again, Bo Ryan is roughly 113-10 at the Kohl Center.

Ice-T is gonna sue the SHIT out of him.

@Always Winning: My alma mater is Wisconsin. A cheer for the Badgers is a cheer for Midwest values, 6AM gameday drinking, ...and freedom.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Tony Romo symbolizes America's increasing irrelevance on the big stage

@Ted Was Right: I think I have a crush on you.

Just wait one damn second, Emma. You're saying that all the scrappiness and toughness attributed to New England Patriots players is just an elaborate manifestation of white guilt? Say it ain't so...

Here's the worst article you will read about the Super Bowl and the CBA, all rolled into one:

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

@I Like Cheap Beer: Roger Goodell is watching the situation closely.

@Always Winning: Wood alcohol is bad form.

@Mantis Toboggan, M.D.: This is amazing

@Always Winning: Is this first of 4 conversations where you try to con my little black book from me? I'll warn you, most of the women in there are drinkers from Wisconsin, so you can't feasibly get them drunk on the first date for anything less than $50

@taco_mailman: I have a Battletoads t-shirt that I often wear out to the bars (long story behind that one). I get more comments on that shirt than I thought possible. It's a touchstone of my (our??) generation.

@kgetz3: It's like I time traveled to this weekend and you said everything my friends will tell me before making me take multiple shots of cheap whiskey...

@Walk Off HBP: Yeah, I need to keep my eye on what got me there, and to do that I need to kill this creeping feeling of optimism as quickly and viciously as possible.

@Walk Off HBP: We've already slept together a few times... I was basically headhunted by her and her friend and chosen to sleep with her. Now I think I'm falling for her.

@cobra.la.la.la.la.la.la: Why would people want to smell like her mouth?

@Now imma throw my gyroball: I was hoping for this answer. I just needed validation for the drinking I'm going to do over the weekend. The best way to get my shit straight will be a lot of whiskey and a guys' weekend centered solely around football and misogyny