Relationship DUAN:

@AirBratz23: The fix is in...

@AirBratz23: Do you have a link? I'm not seeing it on his feed

@BROnaldinho: Not really. Here, let's take our minds off this abortion of a game.

@Always Winning: "Tony Gonzalez! His 6th career Pro Bowl touchdown reception"

Damn you, not-being-in-the-right-thread.

@BROnaldinho: While the most effective stroke in your repertoire, it's definitely the shortest.

If the Packers' DBs were playing in this game there would be more INTs than receptions

@Always Winning: And the Blue Collar Comedy Tour followed by individual Blue Collar comedian specials on Comedy Central? Alas, I have but one TV!

Even the blasé intro by Billy Bob Thornton can't convince anyone that there's a single person who gives a shit about this game.

@Hey Hanrahan!: I would pay good money to see Tim Meadows do a 15-minute Ladies' Man special on SNL with this woman

@Daryl_Harmonica: Works best with outdated hardware utilizing short wavelengths now only seen in Mississippi.

As a relatively short (5'7") man who once made out with a 6'2" woman in the front seat of a car, I know how he feels. You'll never know if you can climb a mountain until you try. Sherpa optional.

@I Like Cheap Beer: Challenge Accepted!

@JohnnyDrinky: What is this Fleshbot challenge? I haven't been around enough lately, apparently

@vodkanaut: SciFi Channel.

@Steve U: Stéphan Urkél'd

@Always Winning: Her 5 Twitter followers will surely swing things against us.

@Always Winning: It's been picked up by other web communities that are helping it along. There are also counter protests to our noble cause, such as this woman who may be one of the least interesting, most annoying people on earth:

@sweatingmullets: ~300