That was quick.

@CarlCarlerson: Joakim Noah - The first recorded example of cross-sports locker-room cancer ever recorded in a sports market

This Friday at 7PM Discovery Channel HD will be airing a documentary about the cannibalistic nature of Bears in adverse winter conditions. Even though they are broadcasting it on a high definition video feed, the entire 3 hour show will be nothing but audio recorded from Chicago's 670AM Bears' Radio immediately…

Did Mendenhall just hump Roethlisberger on the ground?

@Forte_Oz._To_Freedom: I'm hurt and offended by your Packer Fan Opinions :~(

DUAN Music Thread: Let's get this party started

@Same Sad Echo: Drink the beer and smoke the weed. Use the internet to look up the most raunchy and erotic sex scenes in movies ever produced and then use the Wii to stream those movies over Netflix. Your wife will know what to do once she gets home*

@Fendi Hotdogbun: Are you kidding? Any photographer would kill to work with the shadows those tits produce.

@Fallopian Tubing: A related question: How many posts does it take for a #DUAN tagged thread to turn from commenting on the content posted to going full balls-out DUAN? I would guess that less than 10% of comments in DUAN threads actually pertain to the subject of the post.

It was nice of him to use his body art to promote Parkinson's awareness by letting Michael J. Fox paint him. To be fair, though, it'd be hard to paint the equivalent of a barn with a brush the size of a crayon.

@vodkanaut: Because of her buxom that closely resembled a flour sack smuggling 42lb cannonballs, it is said that the American Flag was actually the second thing Betsy Ross sewed that held the hopes and dreams of America's men.

D.C. Woman Creates 'The Shirt" to Eliminate Blouse Gap, Inadvertent Proximity Boners

@Always Winning:

@Always Winning:

The burger was tentatively named "Drew Carey's Relapse" before the owner's 7-year old son won the naming contest.

Once again proving that the only people who know anything about economics in Baltimore are Stringer Bell and the corner boys.

@Football_Fetishist: God, I hope someone brings Terry Tate back for some Super Bowl ads. Those are the best

@Landycakeboss: That explains all the charcoal drawings of naked women and piles of money scrawled all over the Holland Tunnel walls at least.

What do you think the over/under is on the number of people at Caste Football who will masturbate furiously to this interview? I will accept numerical or percentage answers.

@Desi_Relaford: She definitely needs to mention it if it's making her upset. It's something she needs to bring up and address.