@Desi_Relaford: So they're a midwestern family?

@Murray Hewitt: She can only withhold sex for so long...

@Desi_Relaford: Now I really want to see the tattoo.

@vodkanaut: As often as I smoke (Read: Not very), that would probably last me a decade. You make a valid point.

@Desi_Relaford: I'm positive I could sell the photos to National Geographic.

So I was asked by someone I work with how much I would charge to do the photography for her horrible trainwreck of a wedding. She's marrying another guy I used to work with.

@slanket: I watched a few episodes and almost became hooked. I would watch it more if I didn't have more than enough TV to watch in my self-restricted TV diet. It was very good.

@Donté Stallworth Driving School: Apparently you've never seen Ralphie May

@FavreFAIL: I leave you with this:

@AzureTexan: This one's a little more political, but also another great hip-hop artist.

@FavreFAIL: Touché

@AzureTexan: Anything by Lupe really, but this is one of my favorites

I'm afraid of the image retaliation this may incur, but I would like to post why everyone (even if you don't have a horse in the game) should cheer for the Green Bay Packers this weekend.

@Prick Top: Well, the dueces at the end really ties the whole thing together, man.

I wish we could take the technology from Multiplicity and have multiple Nate Jacksons handling all of the NFL analysis and commentary.

@Kid Canada: You earned that buck like a motherfucker, man. Keep that shit.

Branch getting a 15-yard Unsportsmanlike Conduct penalty for yelling at the Jets' sideline after that 1st down would have been amazing.

@BirdLaw: Damn your prescience.

Does anyone else feel like Brady is having the type of game Jay Cutler should have had? And vice versa?

@ZuckercornEsquire: I might be visiting Portland soon to visit a lady friend who lives out there. She says hipsters are like termites out there.