Goodbye for the day, friends. I'm headed to downtown Madison to start drinking Bloody Mary's and get the blood up for the Rose Bowl. Please feel free to volunteer by replying to this if you'll be willing to post bail later tonight.

@UweBollocks: You can't murder a hooker, a hooker is only what you call a call girl after she's dead.

@gulag: +1 perforated, septic colon

@Big_Sloppy: Well, I would recommend New Orleans just for the atmosphere and food, but it's more of a party location than scenic.

@Big_Sloppy: It depends on your price range, and if you're just looking for good weather, or an overall great experience.

@tastes_like_burning: Is it possible for someone to be both a good guy AND an insufferable prick? He may be the mystical combination of both

DUAN "How good of a guy should I be" Question:

@vodkanaut: Yeah, it was a really weird situation because I don't think he ever knew. And I would have dated her without hesitation.

@vodkanaut: Ghostbusters 2

@Achiever: Mr. Freud is on the line, Mr. Achiever. He's letting you know you're fucked if your wife ever finds out about you being concerned about the "Giants" after your outfit conundrum

@Armen Tamzarian: Or a pound of flesh.

I'm not sure, but I think I just read a Cricket recap.

@SponsoredbyV8: You have to make sure you don't let the initial high of a good first date dictate your expectations about the relationship, and that you're (both) able to transition into something real and sustainable.

@vodkanaut: Did I just get hired by the Carolina Panthers?

@ursa: When you say "refer to a different job in any correspondence", what exactly do you mean?

@DrJamesAndrews: I think that's the right approach to take with it. I can usually only read 15-20 pages of A History of God at a time. There is just so much information to assimilate that you need time to process it all. It reminds me of the first half of The Silmarillion

@shmendo: I just looked into that, and quickly added it to my list of books to buy

@DrJamesAndrews: I don't know if you generally like reading dense non-fiction and/or theological texts, but A History of God by Karen Armstrong is incredibly captivating just in the scope and detail of the book. I do want to warn you that if you're not a fan of philosophical books it can be almost oppressively dry…

@SchenkersAxe: Already taken care of.

@ReggieDunlop: The Killer Angels by Micheal Shaara. It is one of the most beautifully written books I've ever read, let alone best historical novels. I've read many good books this year, but that one stands out.