@CBronsonSmile: No, it's all word-of-mouth at this point. I'll shoot you an e-mail sometime in the next couple days.

@All Over But The Sharting: Unless he takes a job as a commentator somewhere (which I highly doubt he would do), there's very little he could do to stay in the limelight. Even if he was hired on somewhere as a QB coach or assistant offensive coach, how much attention do those people get? A 15-second camera shot once a…

@CBronsonSmile: A Cubs jacket is an eyesore no matter what the situation or duration.

@All Over But The Sharting: Without any attempt at humor, and speaking as a lifelong Packers fan, I get the distinct impression that I will be absolutely elated for a the first couple years of him being out of the league.

@vodkanaut: I accept your unexpected and prompt offer of a job!!! Now let us just haggle over the projected 6-figure+ salary over bourbon!

DUAN Gainful Employment Edition:

@A Pimp Named DaveR: I'll just copy what I said below, with a clarification in brackets:

@MerkinsForHope: There is a distinction for private conduct that does not violate any laws, and private conduct that does. If dog fighting was legal, no matter how morally reprehensible it may be, the NFL really would have no recourse to punish Vick in the matter (the most obvious example of what you're referencing).

@Walk Off HBP: I actually get more of a "Shower scene in American History X" vibe from him.

Is it just me, or does the "hands" guy in the BK Chicken Sandwich commercial creep anyone right the fuck out?

@Body By Bacardi: Thanks for explaining Jeff Garcia's dominance over the Vikings.

@Landycakeboss: If you put her and Justin Bieber side by side, I would be hard pressed to tell the difference.

Has there ever been an offensive lineman simultaneously more massive and more useless than Loadholt?

@Always Winning: I hope the next set of Hyundai ads those two are involved with involve crash tests.

@Body By Bacardi: +1 Self-destruction

@gulag: And JaMarcus Russell.

@UweBollocks: ahandinthebagisworthtwointhebu

Speaking of X-Men, I remember watching the first X-Men flick and thinking to myself, "You know, even if Anna Paquin sucked the life out of me every time I touched her, I think I'd still go out with her."

@Body By Bacardi: Every repeat post actually increases the chances of spinal trauma exponentially. Nice knowing you, at least as an ambulatory individual

@appiah1991: My word is crumbling around me. There's a bright spot, though. I think Anne Hathaway is still single.