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Brandon Marshall's Feminist Manifesto
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I wear the solitary star I have earned over the past few months as a badge of pride, unlike Tony Romo, who wears it to remind himself how many playoff wins he has.

Dear Lord,

@appiah1991: Wait, whhhhaaaaaaatttt???? Say it ain't so, Joe...

@Forte_Oz._To_Freedom: In all honesty, I have a lot of respect for the Bears and their fans, generally. I loathe the Vikings organization in its entirety, and the Lions are just too inept to elicit anything but pity.

@Desi_Relaford: Now a part of me wants a Saints win. If the Packers could somehow beat the Bears twice at the end of the season, once to get into the playoffs and once to put them down like a feral weasel, then it may be the Best Season Ever.

@Phintastic: Does that mean the Favre story was handled by a "skeleton crew"?

As a Packers' fan, I'm pretty sure that I should be cheering for the Falcons in this game, but I passed out working out the Playoff Calculus involved.

@Rusty Shackleford: A concubine? With their handy payment plan, I expect to have a harem.

@wyomingcowboyup: I like to switch it up on New Years, and last year I was in Madison. I have a lot of friends in Milwaukee as well, and I owe myself a better time than the last NYE I was out there. It was a few years back and it was -35 degrees out. We all thought it was a good idea to go bar hopping in t-shirts.

@SavetoFavorites: For the survival of the species it is crucial to remember that while the laws of decency and morality still apply, statutory rape limitations do not.

@Always Winning: Along a similar vein, a dead enemy is not a useless enemy. Draping the innards of your slain competition over your gutters and intertwining them with your Christmas lights is a great way to justify the delay in taking them down for another few weeks.

@And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_T...: In the ultimate show of irony, the Philadelphia PD will transfer him to his arraignment via sled dog team.

@Always Winning: To add: Make sure you kill indiscriminately and from multiple sides of the house. You can't let the roving marauders map out your firing lanes.

@MorrisonsPornStache: Yes, Madison. TV 14 on Charter. Apparently in the Cold Case Files they were looking for some sort of master criminal making his way west on his pedal bike.

@UweBollocks: I was 10 or 11, I decided to buy 12 CDs in one of those "Get 12 CDs for the price of 1" Columbia House deals, and due to living in a town that had no MTV, the only music I was exposed to occurred on the "More Music" station, where one of his videos was on the rotation. It was a confluence of bad

The least intimidating thing I've heard tonight? Since the game was postponed until Tuesday, I'm stuck watching Cold Case Files on a local broadcast station because it's on before the hour of South Park they broadcast on Sunday night. They were interviewing some podunk southern small town detective about a fugitive he

@wyomingcowboyup: Thank fucking god. That weekend will be a blur: NYE in Milwaukee, back to Madison for the Badger game and drinking downtown all night, then up to Green Bay early Sunday morning to tailgate before the game.