Anyone else watching this fabulous Brian Boitano Skating Spectacular?!?!?

@Mangini In A Bottle: Thank you. I plan on using it in the most subversively comedic way possible...eventually.

@Donte Stallworth Driving School: It was a Festivus miracle!

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude:

@FootballGenius: Who is that? And why would she spend all that time putting bows on her knees when they're just going to get ruined by the carpet?

@Bevraj of Choice: As far as I can tell, other than the business cards and "Ambassador" you can claim to be, not really. They do give you a numbered cask and tell you you can buy it once it's aged, but it's ~50 gallons of bourbon so it won't be cheap.

God dammit, Barry.

@Bevraj of Choice: Are you a Maker's Mark Ambassador? I just received my business cards and notification that my batch was now aging.

Bethlehem Shoals is Jewish?!?!? Well this I just can't believe.

Maybe I'm alone in this sentiment, but she looks like a cute, fit brunette who I would very much enjoy having rowdy and raucous consensual, casual sex with.

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: I was going to comment about that as well. What man plays $1000 to have drinks and conversation with a woman with no sex? If a guy wanted that he could just got to the most expensive bar in town and tell the nearest woman he saw he would buy her as many drinks as she wanted as long as she told…

SLAYER CHRISTMAS LIGHTS LIGHTORAMA 2009

@Armen Tamzarian: To be fair, the venue had issued a moratorium on peace hand signs, making picture taking infeasible.

@UweBollocks: +1 Broadway Tragedy

@Walk Off HBP: That was beautiful. It's like pissing in someone's cup and having the person thank you for the merlot

@Walk Off HBP: Jesus, you sure worked them up into a lather. You better not go over there again and pull the curtain back on the myth of the female orgasm.

@shmendo: Sure, a lot of people looked at me funny when I bought that old ice cream truck, but the financing I got on it was too good to pass up.

@shmendo: The local microbrewery/pub makes a barley wine that is 14% ABV. Not only is it delicious, you have a couple and you're ready to knife-fight the nearest black bear.

DUAN Sex Offender Registry Edition:

@Same Sad Echo: The last movie I saw alone was Return of the King back in high school, the last night it was playing in the theatres. I don't know if that makes it better or worse than your story. Probably worse, considering I had no extenuating circumstances like movie delivery delay.