@GrimeyGrimes: The defense calls its first witness: Orville Richard "Shaggy" Burrell

@Same Sad Echo: It actually looks something like:

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: With, I would infer, spatterings of "Now, this is just my opinion, but:" followed by a flood of mental diarrhea

@Walk Off HBP: Apparently Drew Magary gave it to me when I said his hypothesis that Marilyn Monroe was the most masturbated-to woman in history was bunk because he was forgetting Betty Page.

@Phintastic: +1 Norm MacDonald

This is the perfect capstone to the legacy of Terrelle Pryor at Ohio State. The Ohio State faithful have been playing him up year after year as their chance at a national championship, and every year he has let them down. Without fail, every year they have talked about how his maturation and development the next year…

@Always Winning: My reading is this:

@Always Winning: I'm confused by your comment. Kluwe was the one in that tweet calling out Peter King for running his mouth about something he didn't know, not Nate Jackson.

Jim kicks off the party in normal fashion, drinking like a viking on a rampage. He's double-fisting Buds.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: I won't say exactly what town it is, but it's near the Chain of Lakes.

@Lionel Osbourne: It's time for Marino to let go of Hootie and embrace Darius Rucker.

@vodkanaut: Correct. I grew up in the far reaches of northern Wisconsin, which is great vacationing territory but a boring place to make your home. It has always attracted a range of famous people, from Harrison Ford and Tom Hanks to Flea from the RHCP and nameless multi-millionaires who retire in the solitude of the…

@vodkanaut: There have been games this year where I have wished for the return of Samkon Gado...and wept.

I personally can't wait until next year when HBO does a Hard Knocks: Jets Training Camp/Hung crossover episode.

@vodkanaut: That's nothing, Joseph "Red Scare" McCarthy used to love going up to my hometown to drink in a particular bar there. The sad thing is, he would have been welcomed as a hero by most of the people who lived there, probably even today.

@vodkanaut: As a Packer fan, I only strip when we have a running back who rushes for over 100 yards. It's gotten to the point where I no longer have to worry about watching games in public.

@fat-leaveher: In both cases he ends up getting fucked.

2 word refutation of your Marilyn Monroe Hypothesis:

@Prick Top: It's ALMOST as good as this one

@craigjoke16: I Was Once Carried In The Arms of Cheerleaders by Ryan Leaf