(T)he greatest tale of human tragedy known to sports

Wait, I missed the first 25 minutes of the game. Why is Webb playing?

@DonChandlerMissed: FUCK IT I'M GOING DEEP

@AC_Greens_Virginity: Maybe this time Cutler won't get drunk and put cigarette butts out on his neck.

Patriots again have all angles covered

@They call me MISTER Scroggs!: She prefers the term HandiCAPABLE

@Cyrus_the_virus: Specializing in conflict areas, tell me how you enjoyed Gary, Indiana

@JohnnyDrinky: I'd take the OVER on Cutler picks, and considering how angry Jared Allen seemed after last week's game, UNDER on Pouty Face, since it's pretty hard to pout with head trauma.

@Cyrus_the_virus: That sounds pretty damn interesting. I would assume you see a lot of things that wouldn't normally be available to the average tourist.

@JohnnyDrinky: As a Packers fan, I love me some Lovie Smith. And that is why.

@Cyrus_the_virus: If you don't mind me asking, what do you do for work? I'm recently graduated and looking for a travel-friendly field.

@Landycakeboss: The original Twilight Zone and Outer Limits are some of the best TV ever made.

@SavetoFavorites: I was hoping Clay Matthews would have scalped him at some point during the game.

@SavetoFavorites: What happened to Monsignor Brady? He was pancaked earlier by Desmond Bishop on a blitz.

@Prick Top: I know I fuck and drink better than at least one NFL quarterback, and that's all I need.

@SavetoFavorites: I've always heard the best way to cure a concussion was whiskey.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: Well, if women are going to win at anything, it's only fitting it involves pie.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: Isn't it amazing how underlying intergender loathing, competition and tension makes games so much better? Especially when our superior sex inevitably wins? The bragging rights for the rest of the year are icing on the cake

@Cyrus_the_virus: Hammered and it seemed too easy to pass on

@Prick Top: So who's playing Ben Roethlisberger this year, and who's the drunk and impressionable coed?