They’re still doing that Olsen Twin thing where they stand not quite facing each other, but almost. And a little too close together.
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Like elderly fetuses.
He may be living in A real world, but it ain’t this particular planet.
Yeah, can we attack his WRITING, as well? Because he sucks at his job, too.
So when we were coming out of that movie, my wife asked me if I thought Amy Schumer was attractive. I said “Absolutely, but I couldn’t date her because she’d break my heart. I’d totally fall for her because of her sense of humor and because she’s sexy and all but then she’d probably just bang me a few times then blow…
He looks like he smells like cigarettes and old spice.
And he calls himself
What an object of heated romantic interest in the real world.
Please add a kitten to this poster.
Teeth falling out is a really common one. I dream about my teeth being loose a lot. And also I dream about running, but I can’t run — it’s like I’m trying to run through deep water, there’s so much resistance.
Been there. Dad...and my one weird cousin. 😫😫
I once dreamed I gave my husband a BJ and then my teeth fell out. I woke up running my tongue over my teeth but feeling like they weren’t there, just nubby holey gums.
I always thought that Atticus hated the Ewells way more than he disliked black people. Of course he was racist, but the Ewells were white trash and Mayella was totally slut-shamed. Don't get me wrong, I loved the book. It was problematic as hell, but it's of the time it was written.
“to make it less caloric.”
I once worked with a lady who put cottage cheese. She used three avocados and Rotel out of a can with cottage cheese to make it less caloric. The result was a green curdled mess of awfulness.
Chipotle is an overrated diarrhea bar anyways, I can't make it out of one without shitting my brains out.
You have chosen a weird thing (guacamole) to be strident about.