Why does that sound familiar?

True!

Thank you for asking!

“It’s been bothering me since I was 16”

You (or I) could probably do it for the first month! I was thinking about the hand size, too.

Same principle as swaddling, I imagine.

A Decadent small French child!

“You made my spirit ryes.”

I hope Sarah Palin (who?) enjoys their plain talkin’ ways.

I think that in every single family in the country, there’s at LEAST one person who wants the canned cranberry sauce. Maybe it’s the predictability of the can markings and shape. I still like it, in addition to more inventive cranberry dishes.

So thats where the practice started- “Blowing smoke up your ass”?

The cats were behaving exactly as they expected them to behave. Doing as they damned pleased.

Why has no one answered the obvious question (for me) . Is the dog ok?

Gotcha!

Hell, no. I have to let the water run for at least 30 seconds, so I don’t get shocked into hypothermia.

Little shit!

It adds to the excitement, to be racing naked along the pavement. Also, imagine the excitement of pavement rash.

“I’ve never had a gyno comment ever,” Maybe the gyno was jealous.

vagina valence is good.

Did the gyno offer ‘redundant labial tissue’ as unsolicited information, or did you ask him/her about it? I never realized it was a “thing” or asked about it, but I’ve thought of many questions Did the gyno did tell you that it was a bad thing, and correctable?