‘redundant labial tissue’. Did he/she offer that as unsolicited information, or did you bring it up? That’s one question I never thought of. and I’ve thought of plenty. Also did the gyno describe the procedure to eliminate the redundancy?

Not being scrawny or bony.

Just a lot better than she did! Shrugging it off with a “whatever”, sounds assholish. She could have had one or 2 suggestions.

But didn’t you say, “like no lie i will do that shit in the theater

So far up, he can see out of his mouth?

“Give me a feather. I guarantee those suckers will move.” I’d prefer an icepick! Unbelievable!

“so people can sleep more easily.” and do disgusting things under cover, when we might not see them.

Whyyy can’t you just do it at home, where you can feckin’ see, and only have to look at your own clippings? Why leave them littering the floor for others to skitter on? Why?

It’s UnComfortable! One of you will get a stiff neck. One of your jaws will go to sleep.

Is that Sphincter- Mouth eating with Tina Fey? Why is she with him?

How does an individual go through toddlerhood without learning “piggy”. “oink”, and “pork, bacon, ham” in elementary science, health, farm discussions, or walk in a supermarket and see “PORK” above the meat counters?

Maybe, if there IS Karma, and there damn well better be, she had the shits on the way home.

Go away! I’m happy for you, though.

No, you’re not. I agree. It seems that most guys feel uncomfortable if the woman pays all or half. I’m really surprised at the number of women who still think the man should pay.

That’s like “NEWman!!!!” telling Jerry he broke up with a woman because she wasn’t up to his standards.

“But if you don’t play your cards right, we won’t marry you!”

Doesn’t the idiot realize that rape is hardly ever a result of sexual desire, or because of a victim’s attractiveness? It’s because of a need for power and a high level of anger and disrespect toward women.

Abercrombie hires kids that way, because they want their workers to have “the right look”.

I guess we should have been glad that we looked young. It continued to piss me off.

That happened to me when I started teaching 3rd grade in a k - 12 school. I was wrangling my class of 30 through crowded hallways, when an 8th grade teacher barked at me to stay in my own line. He was new too, and was mortified when a discreet 8th grader softly clued him in that I was a teacher. The poor guy was more…