BTW, where do you live? I'll never come visit you. In the Pacific NW?

Meaty spider! Perfect.

Only duct tape is acceptable.

Skeet shooters do it in 3 different positions. I've forgotten the rest. Sorry.

It had been carelessly left on the pavement, where anyone could have tripped over it.

I'm not a parent, but I've always understood. I think I'm just as patient as most parents are.

Just a strong arm.

Jesus!

God, no!

Just don't call it a "monkey".

Not fair! I want to pet one.

I think they're actually called "aunts"!

I guess the man is a paradox.

No. The collective vaginas could not summon up enough enthusiasm.

No. The collective vaginas are so lethargic, that they can summon up little enthusiasm.

Why are they on thrones? I'm short, and likely to fall climbing on.

A good reply might have been, "and your pictures only hinted that you are a total asshole."

They actually think you can't learn anything from fiction. Most of them have the people skills of a turnip.

One of the most astonishing scenes in Mad Men was when Betty, after a family picnic, picked up the paper plate, napkin, leftover food- laden blanket, and shook it clean.

and if it's been humped by that many, I'll bet that at least one made it to 3rd base.