@sundanced: Thank you. Like hippies don't have 9-to-5s.

@slowtraincoming: This is exactly how I feel, especially when guys are so freaked out about CLEAN tampons or pads. I remember one time in class, this girl opened her purse to pull out her wallet and there was a pad next to it. Dude told her to put it away because no one needs to see that. I'm like "and how were you…

@lollilove: I've noticed this with my mom. It seems like she has three every month to my one.

@Vidya108: But she's a film student. Her thesis could only be in the form of a short film.

@quagmire: That's what I think all the time when I see these stories: "Didn't work for Mary!"

@belladonna seablue marshmallow eyes: Grey hoodies! I got a Master's but then I got married.

@bethikus nerdimus: Just replace yogurt with chocolate. Don't we women love chocolate??

@belladonna seablue marshmallow eyes: Well that's what Dannon tells me. Surely, you're not suggesting otherwise?

@bethikus nerdimus: Personally, babies get in the way of my yogurt eating.

@ProfessorPlum: Every time I heard those comments, they're from other women. I have to stop and ask "weren't you once a girl?" Isn't being a parent hard work, regardless of the gender? A few months ago, when I was riding the bus, this woman kept saying how glad she was to have a son, because girls are so fast. As if…

@ProfessorPlum: Reading my old classmate's facebook page made me angry. She's happy to have a boy because "girls are so much work."

What exactly is the male version of "you're a slut if you let a boy touch you?"

At least she has a better ghostwriter than her mother.

@Morwynn: That's where I learned it, from my French teacher. You know those Palins aren't learning any foreign languages.

@Hooplehead: This. This. This. You'd think they'd try to figure out why we have the highest rate of teen pregnancy in the developed world. But then their brains would explode from all that use.

@Mrs. Stephen Fry: "Do the Palins really think we are that stupid?"

@lt1218: Right? Me, too.

@RaisinGirl doesn't drink white whine: That sounds like heaven. Kind of a silly question, but how do they put the rod in your arm?

@starsandbutterflies: I'm with you, sister.

@kbrook: They're from Port Huron. I assumed there was only one Baker College (in Flint) and I'm from Detroit, so I'm like "Yeah, we're neighbors"! Clearly, I need to do more research haha.