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Love that Midweek Madness is back, and that Brad and Jen are pregnant with their 114th child.  Mazel you two. 

The Welsh Guards are pretty awesome. They played the Star Wars Death march when a horrible Saudi Prince came to visit  (he didn’t realize he was being trolled).

I actually really like this rendition, it is really peppy.

This is respect from one Queen to another. 

It warms my cold dead heart that you own a cross-stitched piece (and a subversive one at that!).

also Parks & Rec!

How is a ladies’ bathroom a public place?? Where else did they expect you to go?

It’s good that you realize that this is probably something you shouldn’t bring up with your wife. One thing you can tell yourself though is that the noises your baby makes while they eat are definitely less disruptive than the baby crying in the middle of the church because they’re hungry. 

My friend was a young mother in the 80's. We were sitting at the mall (I know) with her new baby and she was trying to breast feed in a corner of the food court behind a pillar. And mind you she was covering herself with a blanket and trying to as discreet as possible. This little old Italian man walks by and tells

My “favorite” are the guys who complain about women breastfeeding in church. My man, if a woman feeding her child drives you to such distraction then you should do as the good lord says and gouge your own fucking eyes out (Matthew 5:29-30, for those interested). Too extreme? Then just mind your own damn business.

I have this thing I do when I don’t want to see a mother breastfeeding. It’s called “looking somewhere else”. I hope it catches on!

Jules and Seth are back together!

Bobby just said that he wouldn’t LEAD dirt bag with them anymore. This is not exactly a firm stance on making these people less relevant. 

People fantasize about a lot of things. And it think it’s natural for her to do that for the best gig she ever had as she said herself. As a childfree woman I’ve come to like and respect Aniston over the years. She’s became our unintentional spokesperson and she’s been a lot more graceful about than I would have been

Getting out during her last good summer. 

TMZ are serious ambulance chasers. They must have a lot of people on their payroll because they’re always the first to know when a celebrity is hospitalized. They, and the people they're paying for this information, are lower than dirt 

LOL! I’m always rooting for Macauley Culkin.  I love him I can’t help it.

Anyone else think Lindsay Lohan’s “chain” of disco clubs is just a money laundering front for her Emirati benefactors?

Teen Mom is my guilty pleasure show that I am way too old to watch but if Bristol is on it, I'm done. There are depths to which even I won't sink.

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.