“I mean, it’s one banana, Michael, what could it possibly cost? Ten dollars?”

BOBBY WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE

*Externally screaming*

that episode was fucking stressful

Any of these will work.

I had a baby! His name is Edward Douglas and he was born the day after Valentine’s Day. He’s pretty much the love of my life even though I’m breastfeeding like 8 hours a day and I’m stupid tired. I was really scared about post-partum depression because I am higher risk for it (my mom had it, I have had prior bouts of…

Hey Jezzies! I have an auntie win to share! (I’m the one raising my nephew).

My nephew was picked as student of the month in his class for how much he’s improved in reading! He’s in first grade. He came to me in August barely reading more than his name and simple things like “cat”*, so it’s been one of our big…

it must be wild to be danielle. marry your a random vacation fling and a decade later you’re chilling with sansa stark and miss fucking universe at a castle while wearing spangled elbow-length gloves and drinking bathtub champs.

Given how much influence the surviving members of Queen had over everything else in this movie, I blame them far, far more than Rami.

I’m still not super angry at Malek taking a job, particularly something as ‘once in a lifetime’ as this, and which has been a really successful role for him - I’m angry at the studios/companies/people that keep picking Singer as a director. While some actors have a lot of choice in their roles, most people on a movie…

My favorite Maury story is a woman slept with twin brothers and didn’t know which twin was the father. The twins believed they were fraternal their whole life, but after the DNA testing it turning out they were actually identical twins. Since they were identical twins, they couldn’t determine which one was the father…

Please. I’m from a city where a statue of the Duke of Wellington has had a traffic cone accessory for the past thirty-five years. Googly-eyes is nothing...

What with the whole pregnancy plotline, it’s felt like she had a foot out the door for a while anyway. I wish they could have brought her back and fleshed out her character more, but I can’t say that this surprises me.

Why is she responsible for her brother’s company one she has no affiliation with whatsoever? Do you have any siblings. I would rather be fed to piranhas than held responsible for my siblings actions or politics. All you can do is control yourself.

When he said “I’m a keg is half full type of guy” I almost fell off my chair. Brilliant. (Even though Matt Damon has shown himself to be pretty ignorant of his own white male privilege in the past)

So Blake Lively has never heard of Diane Keaton...

I do not know who the hell Demi Moore thinks she is. 

None of my hatreds are irrational. THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID!

It sounds like you had the option of staying at home with your kid or bringing him along to work. I think many, many women are repulsed and traumatised by the machines and the process but do not have the luxury of choice. For health, economic or social reasons people may not be able to nurse, so their choice is…