Eh, I like it. They’re kind of superhumanly good at improv— REGULAR improv is terrible (hot takes r us!), so the fact that it’s amusing is kind of a huge feat.
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‘None of my actor friends are making money in their restaurants, so it’s impossible making money in the restaurant industry’. s/
It sounds like a very chi chi version of Smaland at Ikea.
But we also make it difficult for low income women to obtain birth control so that they don’t have unintended pregnancies. And TRAP laws make it difficult to end unwanted pregnancies. So this is what happens. Women who are not in any position to care for babies end up having pregnancies forced on them and then we…
I worked as a nurse in a locked psych facility. One of my NAC’s lost a baby this way. She was not prosecuted because I don’t live in a shit state, apparently. She was just gutted over it, because she had no education in her life that had ever led her to be able to understand how the biology of all this works. She…
I won’t hold my breath for the father of this child to be questioned on HIS whereabouts and why he wasn’t being responsible in the raising of his own child.
I just feel sorry for everyone. I am lucky to have been to jail for a few minor things (breaking apartment lease, not going to court = court of contempt and they WILL issue warrant for your 18-year-old broke ass!) and to have met women who have lost babies to drugs. I no longer have any anger or judgment, it’s all…
I don’t know about the other women, but Oprah was born into a dirt-poor family.
I think she meant that if you’re a heterosexual male, you switch your settings so you appear to be a hetero female and look at the other hetero male offerings out there - not switch your setting to bisexual or gay man and see what those courting their own gender are doing. As you note, switching your settings to look…
Eh, I totally get where Bobby is coming from. It’s been understood in an unspoken sense that Bravo “is for” women and gay men. Of course, that’s total bullshit and straight men have always watched Bravo, but even besides this talk show, Bravo has been pushing this “Real Men Watch Bravo” bullshit for ~18 months,…
“If you see Ivanka on the street, first, call her Tiffany. This will devastate her.”
I assume Cherith was suggesting Beckham fathered extra children outside his marriage, not your grandfather!
Nooooooooooooo! Not Madeleine! I mean best of luck in your future endeavors and all, but I don’t want you to leave. :(
No. Wrong. You get borned into a team and you live and die and die some more with that team. You move to a different city, you still rail at the incompetent ownership and putrid coaching and talentless gutless bunch of overpaid has-beens who dare befoul the formerly proud uniform you idolized as a kid. You don’t adopt…
No, she Betty
Betty White will outlive all of us.
This was a pretty uplifting Dirt Bag! Happy Friday! Congrats to Selma.
Excellent, but needs more Faygo.