Ashley’s baby picture

Looking forward to your piece on Chumbawumba's receding hairline! :)

Something something “that’s how I’ve always talked” blah blah blah.

I think my favorite was the one that repeatedly called her a “racist liberal” while also using the n-word multiple times. It makes me wonder if it is possible to be so racist that you drop racial slurs into every other sentence but still not realize that you are racist?

“I watched both speech’s and think them people should cut her some slack sense she is a LEGAL foreign and has not knowed english very well or very long for that matter.”

Unless it’s European shoe sizes, in which case, act your shoe size.

repeat:

A U.S. Cellular® Smartphone, apparently.

My favorite part is how Google thinks these are important:

Ashley shall henceforth be known as “Princess Ashley.”

As a journalist myself (sports writer for a decent sized paper in Florida) I couldn’t agree with you more. Every single time I get hatemail I relish it. We even have a board up on the wall where we post the best letters (sometimes hand written because of the old people who read us) because they are so good. Keep up…

Lester transcends such mere labels as “troll”, that is straight-up performance art.

I think everyone should just come to the concourse and make it New Gawker.

All of this was simply a ploy to get us to start calling you “Princess Ashley,” wasn’t it?

Concourse is shooting too high, I think. Let’s start with Adequate Man and get our feet wet.

Maybe you should grow a unibrow. Worked fine for Frida Kahlo.

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(clicks tongue)